Arguments Yard, Whitby, Epilogue

Further to the proposed stale white crusty bunfight:

http://thelowcarbdiabetic.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/arguments-yard-whitby-be-there.html

Of the high carb low fat clique, only Carbo turned up. Seeing the low carb heavies, Eddie, Graham and John, he turned and attempted to run down Arguments Yard to escape. However, he was too big for the narrow alley. Panicking he dropped both his stale white crusty buns and glucotabs. Watching him have a hypo, the three heavies kindly offered him their packets of cheap Sainsbury’s Scotch eggs. He proceeded to wolf down all three packets and as he himself and his acolytes repeatedly shrilled these cheap Scotch eggs have 18.1 gm of carbs each. 

Having eaten three packets of the eggs, Carbo rapidly recovered from the hypo but also began exhibiting alarming indications of facial nerve damage and retinopathy. He asked for the address of WhitbyJet but was told that she was not from these parts.