Witnesses reported Freitas to staff at the local supermarket who phoned the police. One staff member said she had noticed him loitering in the aisles before shoppers complained, but gave him the benefit of the doubt, believing he was simply “adjusting himself”. Judge Paul Glenn told him: “These sort of offences cause distress and alarm. “You told your probation officer you have a compulsion for masturbating in public. You seem unable to identify and deal with the consequences of what you do.”
If I was that guys lawyer I could have got him off (no pun intended) Let us not forget it was only last week when the UK Newspapers were telling us masturbation could ward off type two diabetes, according to medical experts. Don't ya just luv this crazy world we live in.
Link to the guy fighting off diabetes here.
Eddie
2 comments:
Give us a break. T1s can have a hard enough time finding a quiet place to inject prescription insulin, without expecting a place for a quick wank
Duck Fiabetes
It would appear from the headline that the meat aisle was the problem.
Wonder if he would have been OK in the fruit and veg aisle?
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