The
existence of the Higgs boson and the associated Higgs
field
was postulated as the simplest of
several methods to explain why some other elementary particles have mass.
The success of scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in claiming the
discovery of Higgs boson has led to a group of dieticians from the Ally555 Institute
of Dietary Research to apply for a research funding for the Ken boson project.
A spokesperson explained
“Analogous to Higgs boson in explaining why some
other elementary particles have mass,
the Ken boson would help in explaining why some individuals on a low carb, low
fat diet have mass. The funding required would be low since the number of
individuals on such a diet is very small. The major methodological tool would
be observational studies (it is already known from first principles that the low
carb, low fat diet is non-sustainable in the long run). The observational studies
would seek to determine the actual amount of fat eaten by the individual and
the amount claimed to have been eaten by the individual. If such a diet is
empirically found to be sustainable in the long run it will have profound implications
for dietary research”.
Reviewing the grant
application, a member of Research Funding Committee warned that the members of
the observational group should not be of a ‘nervous’ or a ‘delicate’ disposition
since it well known that one outcome of the low carb low fat diet is an
increasing intolerance to questioning. Again, analogous to the Higgs boson, the
Ken Boson is also known the ‘God particle’.
From our Science Correspondent
2 comments:
You are being very horrid to a poor starving man. Low Carb AND Low-fat? He isnt nasty, he need feeding!!!!!
Hunger can affect the brain, you know : )
The Higgs boson is a very simple concept to understand compared to Kens diet. Low fat, low carb, low calorie but still he has weight to lose. Me thinks he does not know what his diet is, me thinks he does not know what day it is.
Nothings changes with Ken, other than his stance and comments on two thick slices of crusty white bread. One day it’s two slices does not affect my BG, next week, I can’t tolerate crusty bread. What is the score ? We need to be told.
Eddie
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